The Babysitter + Update

Dan just couldn't get a job in babysitting. His shirts were too wrinkled. It's untrustworthy

I have to start this with an apology. To those of you who've stuck with me through half-assed, uncoloured updates I can't thank you enough. To those who haven't, I can see why. Regardless; I'm sorry.

I'm honestly sorry that after 20 odd uninterrupted, scheduled weeks it has come to this system of apology and erratic update. Really I am because Baked Beans, and by extension this, are my babies and I hate leaving them untouched, but for the time being, I have no choice.

I know it isn't much in the way of explanation but after a few years of procrastination I've finally come to this impasse where I'm either going to have to catch up on work or flunk, and I will not flunk. That being said, I can no longer make the promise that I will update the weeklys in a timely manner. I will still try my best but the Wednesday promise which I've worked on quite consistently has come to an end. The blog isn't retiring, it's just a hiatus till I get my shit together.

The T-Rex

The T-Rex is the most misunderstood of the dinosaurs.

The Vamp

Vampires are terrified of elbow macaroni

The Fate of the Dragons

Evolution has not been kind to dragons.

The Apocalypse Maker

The Destroyer of Worlds

The Sexiest of Creatures

Vesurvians have real thigh gaps.

Hi (atus)

I'm really sorry for being so short notice about these things, but recently a lot of procrastinated work has caught up to me and I'm having trouble keeping up with the weeklys in particular. This blog is a great deal harder to do than it looks, given the stupid content and wonky drawings, but it doesn't change the fact that it takes a toll. As a result, for two weeks there will be no weeklys.

TL;DR: Two week hiatus for the weeklys
     

The Best Sport

Chimpanzee Tennis soon eclipsed normal tennis, both in popularity and entertainment value.

The Detective of Pumas

Detective Puma detects pumas.

I am aware that this is a panther.

The True Leader

The real King of the Jungle is the snail. He is unmatched in cruelty.

The Shitty Superhero

Pedophillia Man never caught on. People said he was "misleading" and "disturbing". Plebs. 

The Raptor

(The blog owner, Sanad, is currently away climbing a mountain for an award, so he asked me to draw this week's entry! I'm not sure how to properly emulate his humor, but I hope you all like Raptor Dad nonetheless.)

The Party

Revolutionary Party

The C.E.O

They said a squid could never be CEO. I proved them wrong

The Tiny Voldemort Chronicles: 1

Sometimes I wonder if there's a purpose to Death Eating or if I'm just fuelling an unhealthy hobby.

The Trees

We discovered trees have sentience. They're total D-Bags

The Prince of Jins

Ernie doesn't give a shit about your problems.

The Whiteboard

Giving the whiteboard sentience was a mistake.

The Gnomes

Gnomes are sadistic fuckers

The Origin

Where dildos come from

The Reincarnation

Reincarnation was not going as planned

The Pig

To a pig, all lives are equally worthless.

The Potato

It's not just a potato. It's a potato that hates you

The Barracuda

Fun Fact: The Barracuda is the supermodel of the sea.

The Agenda

The Homosexual Agenda

The Wolfman

Caught in a moment of vulnerability, the Wolfman's true passion was expose: the violin

The Wizard

Most wizards aren't actually that old. They just smoke a shitton of meth.

The Llama

The emperor llama was very vain. His narcissism saved him often.